me: [opens 18 tabs]
me: [puts on hard-hat]
me: time to change my theme.
Dean + being sick of the bullshit
No matter what anyone says, no matter what you think, you are not safe. (x)
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”